Author: TheWoodTroll

  • Hits!

    Nothing like a high energy night of belting out your favorite karaoke hits. Wether is after a few glasses of wine, or stone cold sober, nobody does “Ice, Ice, Baby” quite as good as you. This design is here to remind your karaoke friends to bring their A game. Show us those hits! Wait, what did you say? Why do I need to meet with HR in the morning? What do you mean it sounds like… ooooohhhhhh.

    Design uses public domain image: https://freesvg.org/microphone-audio-device

    Fulfilled by Tee Spring

    On Etsy

  • Business Time

    The Springer Spaniel. Hard to find a more tenacious bird dog and loyal companion. Bird databases. Hunting memos. Field spreadsheets. He’s all business. I’m having trouble coming up with business jokes because I keep giggling to myself when I look at this. Is it great artwork? No. Is it passable artwork? Also no. But it just seems to capture the appropriate amount accidental goofiness that puts a smile on my face.

    See below for places you can buy this fine artwork.

    Fulfilled by TeeSpring

    On Etsy

    • Sticker (Self Printed, Inkjet Sublimation)

  • Radioactive

    You see someone from across the room. They are walking this way. Your heart races as you steal a glance at them. Such glowing beauty you’ve never seen before. You begin to sweat as they draw near. The chain reaction has begun. Your face flushes. Your skin feels hot. Too hot. You get a metallic taste in your mouth. Suddenly you feel dizzy. Is this love? They stop to talk to you. Everything just seems to click. Rapidly. You get invited back to their place. You shouldn’t, you can’t handle the fallout of another one night stand. But there is no turning back now. Nothing can moderate your lust. As you lie next to this stranger in their bed, the skin siding off your arms, you think to yourself, “Not great, not terrible.”

    What did I just write? Doesn’t matter now, but for the future wear this design to warn others, so they can avoid a similar fate.

    While you cleanse your mind of the above, visit the below links to purchase this design.

    Fulfilled by TeeSpring

  • Facts

    Facts! That’s still hip to say right? Of course it is, I’m not some total square. Yo. In any case, I receive my daily facts via this amazing futuristic device that can deliver literal pages of facts per minute! I can’t imaging anything taking the place of this incredible information age machinery.

    Design uses public domain Image: https://freesvg.org/fax-machine-vector-image

    Want this design on something? Check the links below.

    Fulfilled By Tee Spring

    On Etsy

  • Beautiful

    Ahh the Irish Setter. The most beautiful of the hunting breeds. But like many of our beloved four legged friends, they tend to alternate between the majestic steadfast hunter, and the stupid. It’s not a detriment however, because when your beautiful you don’t need brains.

    Want this design on something, see below links.
    Fulfilled By Tee Spring

    Etsy

    • Sticker (3″ x 2.5″) Printed by Vinyldisorder.com
  • The Beginning!

    Everything starts somewhere, and this thing starts here. Once we get the theme and layout setup on the new blog, we’ll start posting some designs. Spam is always a problem, but we’ll try to leave the comments open.